A tribute to Jimmy Bullard, who values football the same as everyone else should
Jimmy Bullard is a big joker. Jimmy Bullard may perhaps be more fond of jokes than life itself. His essence is banter. He bleeds pure, unadulterated banter when you cut him.

Jimmy Bullard is the epitome of humor. At its most concentrated, banter. Not flavored, colored, or enhanced with extraneous personality features. Actually, it is hard to distinguish between Jimmy Bullard and banter.

Jimmy Bullard’s greatest fantasy is to gleefully rip apart his teammate’s trainers. adding salt to a worker’s tea when they requested sugar. bringing a rival mascot to the ground via wrestling.

cling film over the referee’s restroom. Taking off his shorts for a group picture. repressing his laughter while drinking Lucozade and urinating in someone else’s bottle.

It is not official that there has ever been an Archbishop of Banterbury, as far as I know, but it will not be long before Jimmy Bullard assumes his proper role.